The Cat in My Yard
Several days ago, I heard meowing coming from my backyard. My first thought was that one of the cats had gotten out and was crying for it’s mama (me). I went and looked, but no, it was a beefy grey cat. Yay! I’ve been wanting a yard cat for a while now. Why, you might [...]
That horrible smell coming from the bathroom
Friday, as I was walking passed the kid’s upstair’s bathroom, I caught a whiff of something rancid. I went in to inspect further, looking all around, I was unable to find anything. I began to suspect that maybe the kids had disregarded a bologna sandwich or worse, something had died in there.
An Open Letter to the Rats
I wrote an open letter to the rats in my basement, walls, and attic and posted it on Craigslist. Partially to be funny, but also to help clear my conscience. Not that I actually think the rats have a tiny internet connection and will read this letter, but it’s semi-cathartic to get it off my [...]
