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	<title>Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow &#187; jesus</title>
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	<description>There's a snake in my boot!</description>
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		<title>Fuck Yeah</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cinka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My brother sent this to me this morning with the subject title &#8220;Your new tat search is over!&#8220;. In the body he wrote &#8220;I found the perfect tattoo for you. I think Dad would like it.&#8221; I can&#8217;t remember the &#8230; <a href="http://www.darkculture.net/blog/2009/09/13/fuck-yeah/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My brother sent this to me this morning with the subject title &#8220;<em>Your new tat search is over!</em>&#8220;. In the body he wrote &#8220;<em>I found the perfect tattoo for you. I think Dad would like it.</em>&#8221; I can&#8217;t remember the last time I laughed so hard. Thanks JCS. You&#8217;re hilarious.</p>
<p>I think the image speaks for itself. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.darkculture.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/New-tat-for-Kristen.jpeg"><img src="http://www.darkculture.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/New-tat-for-Kristen-202x300.jpg" alt="New tat for Kristen" title="New tat for Kristen" width="202" height="300" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2624" /></a></p>
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		<title>Worst Jesus Evar!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cinka</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to post a rant about the douchbags on Craigslist (I&#8217;ll do that tomorrow), but then this came up. Oh. My. God. Literally. The goggles! They do nothing! What the fuck is this? Why would you want this &#8230; <a href="http://www.darkculture.net/blog/2008/08/06/worst-jesus-evar/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>I was going to post a rant about the douchbags on Craigslist (I&#8217;ll do that tomorrow), but then this came up. </p>
<p>Oh. My. God. Literally. The goggles! They do nothing!</p>
<p>What the fuck is this? Why would you want this in your house? How could you look upon this, pray, and reflect? How do you not throw up in your mouth a little when you see this? It should further be noted that along with the image I&#8217;ve posted here, there are a few more (even worse) images worth viewing at their site. Make sure your sound is ON. Seriously, you won&#8217;t want to miss that. </p>
<p>Jesus may have died for your sins, but why glorify his suffering? I mean, the man was beaten to death, hung on a wooden cross out in the elements, and starved! That&#8217;s horrible. It&#8217;s an awful way to die. He may be a martyr and that&#8217;s great in all that it implies, but I mean&#8230;good lord! Why? Why would anyone buy this? Makes me think that Jesus lovers are all a bunch of sick fucks who are (at least a little) sadistic. </p>
<p><a href="http://imagesofheaven.org/Indoor/JesusScourged.html" target="_blank">http://imagesofheaven.org/Indoor/JesusScourged.html</a></p>
<p><em>Thanks to Darren for posting on Twitter. </em></p>
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