Lost in Translation

When I told people I was coming to Tokyo while my boyfriend was here working, everyone brought up the Lost in Translation reference. If I run into Bill Murray, I’ll keep you posted.

We arrived last night around 6pm Tokyo time. I managed to upgrade my coach seat to Economy Plus – which offers more leg room, but it was still a long flight. When we got into Narita airport, we discovered that our luggage didn’t come with us. The good news is, United gave us $300 US in reimbursable funds to buy replacement clothes. I was beyond exhausted and could hardly make my way around. I was actually falling asleep wherever I stood. We finally got to the hotel – which resides within Tokyo Disney Sea and overlooks the Venetian section of the park. I collapsed on the bed only to be revived so that we could buy some clothes for the next day. Dead tired, we walked down to an outdoor shopping mall called Ikspiari, had some udon, and got some clothes. When they say Tokyo is expensive, here’s a prime example. A regular old screen print tee costs about $24 in the States. Here it costs about $50 bucks. $300 in reimbursable funds went fast. After much complaining on my part (which I feel really bad for), we finished up and got back to our room. I collapsed dead on the double bed.

As I said, our hotel overlooks the Venetian section of Tokyo Disney Sea, so when I look out my window, I view canals, gondolas, and authentic looking Italian architecture. I can hear accordion music piped through the land while Japanese familes ride in gondolas and grab a small taste of what Venice might actually be like. It is, indeed, very strange to be in Japan, look out your window and see Italy. I’m a little confused.

I figure, I’ll wash up, put on my expensive new clothes and head out to Tokyo Disney Sea for the Day. I have a four day pass which allows me to see TDS today and Tokyo Disneyland tomorrow and then either one the next two days. Things are a little confusing over here and not everything makes sense immediately. There is most certainly a language barrier, but luckily most people seem to speak at least a little Engrish. If I was smart, I would have boned up on my language before I got here, but like most trips, I’m winging it. I’ll make it into Tokyo proper over the next few days. My camera is loaded and ready to roll. My boyfriend is off working and I’m on my own. Here I go.


My in-room coffee cup reads “Espresso & Milk Froth – A Cup Cappuccino Make Smile”


The view from our room.

Make a note: When buying undergarments in Japan, if you’re a Medium back home, buy Large.

I Love/Hate My Yard

I’m stupid. I’m really stupid and I make bad decisions. In an effort to save money, my boyfriend and I decided to cancel our subscription to our gardener. Convinced I could do it on my own, we purchased a great deal of equipment and tools. I’ve done a little here and there and it’s been fine. However, now that Spring is here and every fucking thing is in goddamn bloom, I’m suffering. Today I took out the leaf blower and cleared the driveway, the back patio and lower patio. I now want to die. My arms hurt, my back aches, and I’ve got a thick layer of yard-dust covering my skin. OK, so now what? I fought to DIY the yard and I argued about buying a leaf blower and other miscellaneous tools. I figured it would be hard, but this is ridiculous. I guess there’s a reason my Grandpa lived into his early 90′s. He did his own yard work for (probably) 70+ years. This shit is hard, back-breaking work. This is why people HIRE people to do the yard. Get someone else to do it and enjoy the fruits of someone else’s labor. Perhaps what I have is Mexican guilt. I do, to some extent, feel bad for hiring non-English speaking Americans to rake my leaves and pull my weeds. In, perhaps a small way, I feel like a lazy son-of-a-bitch that can’t do her own yard work and with great fattness has to hire Mexicans to do it for her. I’m not lazy and I wasn’t raised that way. I’m Mexican, so you’d think hiring my own people would be alright…still…I don’t look Mexican and I don’t actually speak Spanish. I don’t know, I feel guilty anyway.

So here I am, stuck doing the yard and even though my boyfriend and his kids have offered to help, it’s far too little and way too in-between. After a week, the yard needs upkeep again. As you know, I live in a highly dense rural area of Pasadena and we’ve got about 50 billion trees in the yard. Each of those 50 billions trees sheds about a gazillion leaves – many of those leaves are actually pods that contain baby trees that have begun sprouting in my garden. Today I spent two hours blowing leaves and I didn’t even finish. Alright, so it was my first time and perhaps I’ll get stronger and better with time. Right now I feel like a wet noodle covered in dust and I’m hating my yard.

I leave for Tokyo in several days. Yay.