SnackBoy Died

Before video blogging was all the rage, before YouTube and MySpace, streaming video on the net was hard to find. Just five years ago, the world was still “catching on” to this thing called the Internets, which as you know, is a series of tubes. You didn’t have the over-abundance of video we have now. There were no video responses, favorite clips from movies, video montages, or film maker scams. The Internets was a better place. What we did have were several revolutionary sites that streamed video and entertained bored office workers.

One in particular, was a site called The Sync. They offered short, independently made, videos; some in the style of what we now call Video Blogging, others were theatrical in nature.  They weren’t high quality, by any means, but they were entertaining. I went there for SnackBoy.

SnackBoy was a daily feed hosted by Terry Crummit. Terry lay on a bed, his face in full frame, talking about his adventures in acting, things he’d seen, stories from his childhood. All were accompanied by goofy crayon drawings and his vivacious personality. Apparently, we wasn’t gay, but he could have fooled me. He had a wonderful sense of humor and his stories were (9 times out of 10) amusing. I watched almost everyday for a year. At one point, he went on a road trip and landed in Pasadena by way of Maryland. More specifically, he stayed at the Astro Motel, one of the crack-whore motels on East Colorado Blvd. He and I exchanged emails for a short time. He was adorable and sweet. I chickened out on meeting up with him. Shortly after, my interest in his show waned for one reason or another.

Last night, I was up a little late (but not as late as I used to). I wondered if Terry’s show was still on. I did a search because I couldn’t remember the name of the site. I found the site, but it wasn’t there anymore. What lay instead, was a memorial site for Terry who had died in a tragic automobile accident in 2004. I was unable to formulate how I should feel. I didn’t know him, but we’d exchanged emails. I’d never met him, but he consumed five minutes of my day for nearly a year. I read the long list of Terry memories and realized I wasn’t the only person who’d gone and come back years later, only to find he’d gone forever. The list is also filled with people who absolutely loved him and were deeply saddened by his passing.

In a realm where YouTube and MySpace prevail, where any chump can have a podcast or a video blog, Terry’s show “SnackBoy” really was at the forefront of a coming revolution.

I’ve been thinking about YouTube as an institution. Yesterday I was briefly caught up in a string of videos and video responses about a film project that scammed hundreds of thousands of people into believing it was real. I caught the aftermath, but was curious to see how it turned out and what kind of lame responses angry fans would post. I quickly realized, who gives a shit?!! People were incensed because they’d gotten attached to the main character and felt deceived and betrayed. The main character, by the way, was a hot “15 year old” who droned on and on about her stupid life from her clean bedroom. I watched two of her episodes and my first thought was, how can you NOT tell this is fake?? I guess some people really are that stupid.

Warhol was right when he said “In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” Little did he know, 15 minutes would actually be 15 seconds, maybe less. In our world of ultra convenience, people now have more time than ever to waste. They’re absolutely bored. Idle hands, as they say. Boredom has led to the birth of a magnificent glut of wannabes. The very moment something ingenious sprouts, there are hundreds of copycats. Within days, the cancer spreads and kills.

We live in a world that once was silent, is now overflowing with opinion. When I started The Gothic Preservation Society, there was nothing like it on the net. There were only two or three other Gothic webzines and none of them posted news. In a small way, I was part of a coming revolution. I’m part of it. I was one of the first people to have a podcast that catered to the dark scenes. Now there are more than a handful. As for music magazines, there are far too many to count. Am I famous? Probably not to any real extent, but let’s just say more people know me than I know them. I’m not concerned with fame. I’m concerned with producing things that don’t already exist. Dark Culture Magazine has inspired others to create web-magazines that are often an improvement on the original theme. They’re better than Dark Culture, which leads me to believe the site itself has become trite. If only I had more time, a reliable staff. Lately I’ve been thinking something needs to change.

I digress. In a world where people like Paris Hilton are famous for doing absolutely nothing and Mid-Western video bloggers are our entertainment, I wonder what the future holds. I’m already sick of it. Sick of it, but oddly intrigued.

Fare thee well, SnackBoy. You were at the forefront of a revolution and you didn’t even know it.

3 thoughts on “SnackBoy Died

  1. I watched for several months, maybe two months shy of when he started, and about a year after that too. Terry and the other girl from the JenniShow (not Jenni) had several “contests” to where you could win the drawings they did. I won the one of him and the other girl dancing on a dancefloor, ala’ Saturday Night Fever. I hated hearing of his passing, and will remember him bringing us a little snack for those five minutes a day.

  2. I am proud to say, I was the first guy that Terry dated in 1996. We were both working at TRACKS DC at the same time, he was the door guy and I was in lighting. We travelled to England together to see my family. It was a wonderful time. Terry’s long time partner contacted me after his passing to share in the fun memories. I will miss him.
    Stefan DeWilde

  3. I have just uploaded 80 Snackboy videos to my youtube channel…as a memorial to him. My youtube handle is “pewterbot9″ and the Snackboy playlist entitled:

    SnackBoy Terry Crummit – RIP :(

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